Superpower

Superpower – The ability to burn someone’s crotch.

Scenario – Get pulled over by police for speeding.  Start burning policeman’s crotch.  By the time he get to your car the pain in almost unbearable.  If he’s dedicated to his job he’ll try to carry on, so you increase the pain.

“Are you alright, officer?  You seem to be in distress.  Would you like me to call someone?  Shall I drive you to hospital?  I’m a fast driver.  Should have you there in no time.”

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